Life’s Best Gems of Wisdom To Ignore
Well, here I am ready with another apology about not making more entries on this blog. I do have an excuse, of sorts, since we’re trying to get the Third Grade Academy going again. But that’s not the real reason – which is – I just haven’t found anything lately to stir me up enough to write about it. Still, some friends have asked — why not? After all, the Pal-Item blogs are full of old men finding all sorts of thing wrong with the world, and they aren’t bashful about telling how to fox them – every one of them.
So what’s the answer? It should have been obvious long ago – I’m better writing about trivial things! Here are a few samples – unrealistic advice to help you run your world:
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DON’T TALK ABOUT YURSELF. (It will be done when you leave.)
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ALWAYS GIVE YOUR WIFE A GOING-AWAY PRESENT. (Maybe she will.)
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DON’T DO ME ANY FAVORS. (I can’t afford it.)
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NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE. (If you’re not the one who has to do it.)
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IT’S BEST TO TELL YOUR WIFE EVERYTHING. (Before somebody else does.)
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THERE’S ALWAYS AN EASY SOLUTION TO EVERY PROBLEM. (Neat, plausible, and wrong.)
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THERE’S ONE BEST PLACE FOR YOUR BATHROOM SCALES. (In front of your refrigerator.)
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THE WORLD’S GREATEST LABOR SAVING DEVICE: Tomorrow!
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This week’s editorial: Do you think we’ll live long enough to ever again see the traffic lights synchronized on North A Street?
Vic Jose :: Jan.17.2010 :: Uncategorized ::
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Vic,
Outstanding information–I will try to remember it–I can’t
seem to remember anything else.